What Women say and what they Really Mean




"Can't we just be friends?"
Really means...
There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.

I just need some space
Really means...
...without you in it

Can you help me with my homework?
Really means...
If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.

Do I look fat in this dress?
Really means...
We haven't had a fight in a while

No, pizza's fine
Really means...
Cheap bastard

I just do not want a boyfriend now
Really means...
I just do not want YOU as a boyfriend

I don't know; what do you want to do?
Really means...
I can't believe that you have nothing planned

Come here
Really means...
My puppy does this too

I like you but...
Really means...
I don't like you

You never listen
Really means...
You never listen

We're moving too quickly
Really means...
I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Biology has a girlfriend

I'll be ready in a minute
Really means...
I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.

Oh, no, I will pay for myself
Really means...
I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch

Oh Yes! Right there
Really means...
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with

I'm just going out with the girls.
Really means...
We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends

There's no one else
Really means...
I am doing your brother

Size doesn't count...
Really means...
Unless I want an orgasm