I just need some space
Really means...
...without you in it
Can you help me with my homework?
Really means...
If I keep whining, the fool will do
it for me.
Do I look fat in this dress?
Really means...
We haven't had a fight in a while
No, pizza's fine
Really means...
Cheap bastard
I just do not want a boyfriend now
Really means...
I just do not want YOU as a boyfriend
I don't know; what do you want to do?
Really means...
I can't believe that you have nothing planned
Come here
Really means...
My puppy does this too
I like you but...
Really means...
I don't like you
You never listen
Really means...
You never listen
We're moving too quickly
Really means...
I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if
this guy in Biology has a girlfriend
I'll be ready in a minute
Really means...
I AM ready, but I am going to make
you wait because I know you will.
Oh, no, I will pay for myself
Really means...
I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch
Oh Yes! Right there
Really means...
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with
I'm just going out with the girls.
Really means...
We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends
There's no one else
Really means...
I am doing your brother
Size doesn't count...
Really means...
Unless I want an orgasm