Alabama: | At Least We're not Mississippi |
Alaska: | 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! |
Arizona: | Dehyd-rific! |
Arkansas: | Litterasy Ain't Everthing |
California: | Se Habla Ingles |
Colorado: | If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother |
Connecticut: | Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character |
Delaware: | |
Florida: | The Gunshine State |
Georgia: | We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism |
Hawaii: | Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) |
Idaho: | Famous Potatoes ... and Neo-Nazis |
Illinois: | Gateway to Iowa |
Indiana: | 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free |
Iowa: | Land of James T. Kirk |
Kansas: | First Of The Rectangle States |
Kentucky: | Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names |
Louisiana: | We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign |
Maine: | For Sale |
Maryland: | A Thinking Man's Delaware |
Massachusetts: | The Sue Me State |
Michigan: | First Line of Defense From the Canadians |
Minnesota: | Land of 7,000 lakes and 3,000 man-made ponds |
Mississippi: | Come Feel Better About Your Own State |
Missouri: | You're Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work |
Montana: | Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else |
Nebraska: | Ask About Our State Motto Contest |
Nevada: | Whores and Poker! |
New Hampshire: | Go Away and Leave Us Alone |
New Jersey: | You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! |
New Mexico: | Lizards Make Excellent Pets |
New York: | You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney |
North Carolina: | Tobacco is a Vegetable |
North Dakota: | Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones! |
Ohio: | Don't Judge Us by Cleveland |
Oklahoma: | Like the Play Only No Singing |
Oregon: | Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner |
Pennsylvania: | Cook With Coal |
Rhode Island: | We're Not REALLY An Island |
South Carolina: | Incest is Best |
South Dakota: | Closer Than North Dakota |
Tennessee: | The Educashun State |
Texas: | Don't Mess with Texas -- We're Armed |
Utah: | Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus |
Vermont: | Yep |
Virginia: | Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? |
Washington: | Keep Washington Green, Grow Hemp |
Washington, D.C.: | Wanna Be Mayor? |
West Virginia: | One Big Happy Family -- Really! |
Wisconsin: | Come Cut Our Cheese |
Wyoming: | Wynot |